Nobody wants to be in Phoenix. You just sort of drift there and realize you belong. It’s the Pacific Garbage patch of American cities.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

they already have a black WR

I’m trying to understand how that would be worse, but I can’t make sense out of it.

It was a great place, but they didn’t take cash and the credit card system broke down (GAHHHHHHH!)

And let’s not forget the unconscionable number of people incarcerated for marijuana offenses.

This is a nice change from your last article that bunched PMT and Barstool as the same thing. It’s 100% true that Barstool is a neutered version of what it once was and the “stoolies” are all pissed about it, which is fucking hilarious.

Perhaps ESPN figures as long as the listener is happy to tune in to hear that Colin Kaepernick should be deported they don’t care whether they know it’s satire or not.

I think there’s a subtle but important difference between “caring about evil people like Hernandez killing himself” and “caring about the horrible conditions that many people live in that would lead to anyone killing themselves”.

hey big fan, show ur bricks

Maybe we shouldn’t care about people who have done horrible things killing themselves. But we should definitely worry about the conditions that might drive them to kill themselves.

I’ll admit it, even if it makes me look like a horrible person.

Gamers:. “Git gud scrub.”

i don’t know anything about this game, community, or player, but reading this makes me want to attend every tournament near me to cheer for this guy. fucking loud.

It shouldn’t have to be said - Barrios doesn’t deserve to be treated like shit for playing well.

It causes a thousand flowers to bloom.

Chris Long seems like a pretty good dude.

This sure beats the hell out of all of those fucked up brain donations.