It feels great when my own jokes are explained to me. It’s awesome, actually.

He then went and had sex with underage girls in Mexico to underscore his point

Now I read all your comments in his voice. Thanks a lot.

+1 Nebuchadnezzar’s tomb

I liked Miller on MNF. I thought he was great.

After a speech like that, it’s no wonder they Beat the other team.

Streamer dude is either almost impossibly naive for someone in his position or trying to distance himself as far from it without admitting fault which...I mean, duh. Like you said, the issue isn’t him being banned but being shit on by the community.

Those only got him a Three on the skin writing section. Needed a four (Baby Portrait) or a five (Earnhardt tribute) to go straight to the 300 level stuff,

They didn’t really deserve a full rest Strasburg start in game 4 anyways. If that game starts at 1:20pm of the scheduled day this game probably never happens.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Can we just fast-forward to the end of game 7 when Judge hits a game-winning shot onto Sheffield to an awaiting Derek Jeter who’s having his butt eaten up against a Gatorade sign already?

Sorry, what were you saying?

As a Cub fan, who stayed up that late in Central time, I do feel for the Nationals and the fans. Because it could have very easily been us. That was a brutal game on the emotions. I was too tired to figure out how many runs each team legitimately scored from balls that didn’t fly past the catchers. But the Cubs didn’t…

yes

+10 billion points for “Enciclopédia Marrom” I am actually crying with laughter.

I need you to get more stars. And the credit you deserve.

Sleepyirv, I think I’m in love with you.

Man this is good fucking kinja. A double bird and a woosh to all the non-getters.

You know Kinja is broken when the second level comment literally steals the top comment’s joke, makes it worse and gets more stars because of it.