I’m at a loss for words here. The let down was not real. It never really happened for you. You imagined a game in your head then never played the game you hoped someone else had actually created and you’re sad that the real game you never experienced didn’t live up to the experience you had hoped for? That’s like…

I’d say a game that gives me dozens of hours of relaxation and enjoyment is well worth $60. All about dollar/hours of time played and/or enjoyed.

You can tell that the wind totally pushed him downward faster than gravity alone. The wind was definitely blowing hard from directly above.

Paul Bettany fucking sucks at diving, but he was good as the Robot Boy in Avengers 2: the Avengening.

“Doctors have investigated and they think maybe it’s to do with blood levels in the brain when I lift heavyweights,” the Finn added.

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.

Yes, they can. You are completely, totally, entirely, and ludicrously 100% fucking wrong. The NFL is not federally mandated to test its employees for marijuana use. It’s not the NFL’s job to police the federal government’s laws.

Congratulations to the Cardinals for turning two double plays.

Tax fraud is illegal too so why shouldn’t the NFL require a full audit of each players tax return?

People who type indecipherable indignant responses entirely in Comic Sans are EXACTLY the sort of people I’d expect to need to install an aim assist.

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

Say what you will but they have a perfectly respectable 6 - 3 record in imaginary match ups with Alabama.

Haha. Enjoy those dusty ass rings. They’re antiques.

Buddy,

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

I have never felt more sympathy for Cowboys fans than I do at this very instant, having just finished this article.

The Knicks are a super-team. All the guys have taken second jobs in property management.

Definitely the flu.

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