That's a fucking imposter. Skim milk always wears a light blue cap.

The original tagging of him was "pitiful." Olbermann has attacked PSU, alums, and students for supporting and celebrating a man who de facto condoned child rape.

Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.

Always standings truthers.

"Thomas may still have good friends on the Suns, but it still couldn't have felt good being traded from a playoff contender to a lottery contender just half a season into a four year deal."

Fitting that Novak would be "Bud Wiser" since both have terrible hops.

The coffee they use for that is from Floyd VA. Red Rooster > Shenandoah Joe's.

Low-class move by Shanahan. You'd never see Pete Carroll throw Russell Wilson under the bus like that. Not anymore. He'd hand him to Lynch and let Lynch carry him under the bus.

FIRST OF ALL, YOU THROWIN TOO MANY BIG NUMBAHS AT ME ERNEH AND BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM, IMA TAKE THEM AS DISRESPECT

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

You don't say! What's your favorite kind of math?

I used to talk so much shit about golf players and then I started playing. I don't understand why I enjoy it, I'm fucking TERRIBLE but its fun in some sort of sadistic way.

Doesn't matter that there's photographic evidence.

The Egyptian authorities will always be in a state of de Nile.

[i'm so sorry]

"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

...now, we're a Vikings/Browns/Steelers/Eagles/Raiders/Jaguars/Yankees/Red Sox/Celtics/Lakers family!!

Jimmy's own worst enemy is Jimmy.

he had a choice, ass to the sidewalk or ass to the road. Civilized people shit facing the sidewalk poop in the gutter. This kettlechip eater poops in peoples faces. Fuck him

@mrobertson1 Don't even try with these "sports" bloggers. Deadspin's scouting ability is laughable. They judge a player's abilities based on if they know their name or not. They complained about the Sixers signing Robert Covington. They criticized the Cavs for trading two late first round picks for Mozgov (before the…

Sweet Spicy Chili, kthx.

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