You could also file it under REGRETS if one of you played as Dazzler

Pictured, R - L: Horn, Leslie; Stafford, Matthew; Peter, Pan's

Attorney: Mr. Benson, your children Renee, Rita and Ryan have filed a lawsuit challenging the change in your will to leave the majority of your finances and holdings to your wife Gayle.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

"It's such a shame that people are focusing on whether the story is true."

Bledsoe, Butler, Dudley, Farmar, Bullock, Douglas-Roberts..

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

I don't know how anyone coaching the Bears other than Marc Trestman could be worse.

And the Cowboys lost?! Sad day for Duke fans. Yankees baseball season can't come soon enough.

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

1. Play all remaining games against the Harlem Globetrotters

Train wrecks are not boring. They're literally the metaphor for not being able to look away.

Sometime during the 2nd quarter of the FSU/Oregon game, my parents asked, "can we change to a less boring game?" I coldly replied, "No. I've earned this. We are going to watch every second."

If this is your company's "mascot", this shit will happen occasionally.

Uh, Mariota's 3 years feature 68.6%, 63.6%, and 68.5% completion with INT totals of 3, 4, and 6 respectively.

Winston's two years are 65.3%, and 66.9% completion with INT totals of 18 and 10.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Guys, guys, I can clear this one up for you.

The suspect has been caught.

This is how Bears fans are today.