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It’s almost like mobile is a shitty platform for a 3rd person shooter battle royale, who knew?

I would have dabba-dee dabba-died.

But printing dollars doesn’t have anything to do with mining gold and silver any more, because we aren’t on the gold standard. You may as well compare the energy consumption of mining cryptocurrency to the energy requirements to fire a rocket into space, or some other completely unrelated thing.

Goodnight, sweet Prince (Fielder).

I won’t sit here and have you besmirch Harry Shearer and Amy Poehler.

Exactly. I don’t really dabble in Twitch, but I can’t imagine any business banning two accounts that have garnered hundreds of thousands of subs and national media attention without a single stream just for having assholes in the comments (which I imagine must be true of 99.9% of Twitch streams).

Never getting over this? Because of the long-standing pedigree of national championship-caliber teams in the program’s history? You are looking at this through the lens of a much more historically successful program. School record for wins in a season, ACC title, I mean hell yes it hurts to lose in the first round and

The worst part, for someone with a rooting interest, is not that they lost, but that I get to hear this every year for the rest of my life when a 1 seed plays a 16 seed or every time UVA plays in the tournament. “WELL, WE ALL REMEMBER THE DEBACLE FROM 2018 JEEM.”

Except the service academy football teams typically don’t win conference titles in the best conference in their sport and sit at #1 in the country for half the season, but I get your point. I don’t pretend that it’s fun to watch them play for people with no rooting interest.

Ty Jerome and Kyle Guy are returning next year , so don’t worry, they will be bacne.

This is giving me an RPG boner

Rodgers, Stafford, Cousins, and.....fuck...

XTREME LITTERING!!!

He was fun to watch, but I just couldn’t get over how freakishly long his arms were. He never looked huge on the court, but he could scratch his kneecaps without bending over. Look at this shit.

The contract is going to be an excuse to give misogynist assholes a platform to complain on the Internet?

“UConn’s decision to fire him for what the school said Saturday is “just cause.””

Who hurt you?

I do the same factoid bit. Every time I am with people and see a bird, I excitedly point in the air and shout “BIRD! BIRD!”

I feel like you’re making a mountain out of a Ja-Mole Hill.

Somebody literally got an innocent guy killed “swatting” the wrong house he thought a Twitch streamer was living at a few months ago. You don’t have to go all the way back over a decade to things like Vick to get examples of pure toxicity in gaming culture.