The unintentional “couch” for “coach” is on brand

“You tryin’ to get the tripe?”

Are we sure this isn’t an NBA2K video? That ball just magically clips through Thompson’s legs, unreal.

I’m starting a punk band called The Gaping Stomas, thanks.

Getting jacked via weights never works for baseball players

I am an Irish Catholic with 5 siblings, and my mom has 6. So let’s not forget the original Paddy Mills, my grandparents.

I would sell my Jostens high school ring that cost me $400 for a chicken sandwich and half a Sprite tbh

Might put this on when I’m falling asleep later, quite peaceful.

Police Chief: “Alright, boys. We got an individual that went missing after a day of skiing. Now, we don’t have a lot to go on. According to the tip we got, he was last spotted on Whiteface Mountain . . . No, they couldn’t be any more specific. So we are going to start with every ski resort in New York and then work…

Cloyingly Vapid Simpletons is actually the name of my lo-fi post-punk garage band.

I think it’s the opposite, they are fully aware of having a national audience but just don’t see anything creepy about sexualizing a 17 year old Olympic athlete on air.

39 is like 17 in Philly years

LA tends to get crapped on as a sports town, but only because people there don’t really give a shit about the sports teams, rather than the obnoxious over-the-top fandom of NE and Philly. Green Bay maybe, but I might be coloring that in as a Bears fan and 99% of the country doesn’t give a lukewarm shit about Wisconsin.

This is a good comment, but in order to make it more about myself, I will say that reminds me of the scenes in Chicago after the Cubs won the Series.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he stuck around another year. A good Porter needs to learn how to carry the load before he goes pro.

This is a bad article and you should feel bad about it.

obvious troll is obvious

scrum

I know exactly nothing about this kid that isn’t in this article but I feel pretty confident disagreeing with your #3.

Came for the dunks. Stayed for the two swaggy-ass little kids in the stands in the ballislife video.