They said he had several “dislocated teeth,” so I guess he has to go play in the British professional league now.

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

It’s almost like riding a bike through a burning trashpile doesn’t prepare you for any real-game scenario. But who am I to question the efficacy of the training regimen of the vaunted Argentinian fourth-tier league?

No, but it’s only really effective if the baseball player rides a bike through a burning pile of trash before he hits the ball, though. Duh.

I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONZ!!!

I’m so locked in to British Bake Off at night I can’t leave bed to do anything, and then I always wake up with a soggy bottom.

Young is the kind of really exciting college player that I tune in to watch whenever I get a chance but am reallllly glad doesn’t play for a team I root for. Those shots are the epitome of “NOOOOOOO.....ok THAT one dropped but JESUS KID.”

It’s a shame you are forced to read the comment section to every story.

With this kind of training, those keepers will be able to block soft, slow, high arcing lazy shots from ANYWHERE on the pitch.

I think he is talking about one restaurant rather than Chinese food in General, Tso I’m not sure why you’re so upset.

the missile wasn’t flying at aloha enough altitude to avoid the power of PACIFIC MISSILE COMMAND

Sounds like the Tejada Stove is warming up.

It’s about the medical treatment you’re NOT receiving.

“blah blah blah [something about finishing what General Sherman started] blah blah blah”

+1 I can’t quit you.

I think all the Spanish-speakers knew that anything with Lavar printed on it was going to be a wash.

“Medical issues aren’t something to joke about!.....I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER!!!!”

I’m sure he didn’t mean to hurt your felines

It’s easy to see from the picture that these guys are light on their effete.