Is your girlfriend 6'10 and 250 lbs.?

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According to online jail records, Brock was still in jail this afternoon.

Is she not allowed to testify because she’s a woman, because she is Brazilian, or because she is conventionally attractive? I’m going to need to see a Venn diagram on this HOT TAEK

Well I’m a fucking Cubs fan, and THEY haven’t won since......wait....shit....nm, carry on.

In the ideal world, the revenue generating people would help finance programs that support the other people that don’t make as much money that are valuable to those who participate. But in our reality, if certain people are sucking resources and money from society, what is the justification for continuing to keep…

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Getting tired of bloated, entitled old white dude CEOs with 7 figure worth and not an ounce of brains

Awards “start” at $1.5m for Level 1 Neurocognitive Impairment, which is the lowest end of the grid of Qualifying Diagnoses. It goes up to $4m for death w/ CTE (which I believe is limited to retired players who already passed away at the time the settlement was agreed to, not future deaths), and $5 million for an ALS…

#BareDown

Based on his college experience, I am surprised one of the kids isn’t named LaBench.

If you are going to pick the face of a franchise that is ragged and sagging, why not pick a guy with a face that is ragged and sagging.

“But we all should agree that it’s the people who actually care about and directly participate in what’s left of hip-hop culture—at the very least those who understand the rap rivalry the “shETHER” beat and title are referencing—whose opinions and values and judging criteria should weigh heaviest here.”

“he would likely have kept on smashing every record in front of him.”

I am amazed at how much research people are putting into replying to you that your 12 million sub number is off when it is right there in the article and they couldn’t bother to actually read it. Although some of those responses make me think the ARTICLE is off, that’s not your fault.

About to become a dad, unbelievably. Has sparked some nostalgia for music I used to enjoy when I am up late at night drinking by myself because, when the hell can I do that again? RIP Jason Molina.

...And that is why I never click “Show pending.”

Read the whole comment before vomiting all over your keyboard. The More You Know . . .

Don’t worry champ, just hold my hand and grit your teeth and we will get through this together.

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.