Yeah, FUCKIN NERDS! I’ll be over here with the cool kids, discussing WRs that retired two decades ago from a team that was absolute hot trash and won zero meaningful games in a sports league that, in your analogy, is universally reviled.

I’m actually relieved. If they won, then I wouldn’t be able to lord my fandom over you as so much better than your fandom because of how much my team sucks, so, whew.

Holy shit is that an Arrelious Benn sighting?

Gravity is different in that part of the galaxy - stretches and compresses the spine.

Plus, then you would actually have to make jokes.

If the Cubs are used to one thing, it’s waiting.

Heyward, unfortunately, is still medically clear to play tomorrow.

And who wouldn’t wonder? She has the voice of a Harvey Fierstein and the schnoz of a young Owen Wilson.

Then let the wifebeater earn his living. Oh unless he wears unlicensed shoes twice in a row, in which case that motherfucker is getting fined and suspended because PROTECT THE SHIELD

I think if you want to take that stance that “HEY IT ISN”T ILLEGAL IN THE COURTS” then you need to stop fining guys for mimicking a bow and arrow shot, twerking, wearing gold cleats, coloring your hair to honor your dead mother, and all the other things the NFL is all too happy ot shit on. So please save me the “HEY…

“You taking a picture of my dong, pal?

Did NOT expect to click on an article about a misspelling of this guy’s name and have it be the Steven part.

Oh totally, there wouldn’t have been any hacky writing if the Giants won that game . . .

+1

Never in my life have I said, “Ya know I am happy with the amount of football games this coach is helping my team win, but I wish he would just give a sassier press conference, ya know?”

THE GUNSLINGER!

The saddest part about this comment is that to me, it seems ridiculously optimistic.

I think I know exactly what Gase needs to turn this thing around. Please....We will even accept Tannehill in return as tribute.

“Pitchers Hate this Guy for This One Weird Trick To Get on Base!”

You’re technically right, but framing this as some sort of genius decision instead of say, a mistake in roster building if your ace pitcher hitting .186is the best PH option you have that early in a playoff game, is nonsense.