But storylines! I was fucking dying when Ken Rosenthal is interviewing Bochy about “Mad Bum” and his cheeky BP antics and on the other split screen Travis Wood deposits a ball 20 rows up in left-center. Poetry.

Mobile games.

This a thousand times. I wish I could find a way to match up with likeminded people that wouldn’t play terrible music through the speakers or spew slurs, but even that seems like too much effort for me at this point. I gave Overwatch a try and for the first time literally felt like I had aged out of a popular title…

It’s a poop joke, guy.

Baseball announcer by night, Frenchman losing his shit bidet.

BIG WIN IN THE STRONGPOINT HOUSEHOLD TODAY BOYS

You will always have Mike Hampton . . .

-1 for using the term “The ‘Stick,” ugh.

At least I know Lackey has the disgusting baseball chin category locked down when they get to the Cubs preview - other than that, the Cards can have him back.

I think I would much rather see the Giants than the Mets, but I don’t feel great about either matchup. At least we don’t have to see the Cards!

Cool story bro

Trust me, if the 76ers could just draft Jones Fracture with the 2017 1st overall draft pick, they would.

As they mention in the article, this one couldn’t affect standings. I imagine if the Pirates and Cubs were tied or a half game apart at the top of the NL Central, they would finish or make it up, but. It’s a 162 game season, I’m OK with it.

As a football fan, I feel bad for the Dolphins. As a Bears fan, you deserve every fucking moment of this Gase. Tannehill is Miami Cutler with an equally shitty O-line and defense and you went anyway. Now it’s a race to the bottom to see who can squander a high first rounder!

There were two sets of footprints rounding the basepaths that day, my friends

Get out.

Yeah, but his sentiment is Trudeau.

“but the comments are, I think – as a team guy and as a guy that stands by my teammates, win lose or draw, it’s a little distasteful . . .”

At least you can enjoy the Cardinals in the MLB PostseasahAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, poor reading. Hate to see him get discouraged by people like that.