And who wouldn’t wonder? She has the voice of a Harvey Fierstein and the schnoz of a young Owen Wilson.

Then let the wifebeater earn his living. Oh unless he wears unlicensed shoes twice in a row, in which case that motherfucker is getting fined and suspended because PROTECT THE SHIELD

I think if you want to take that stance that “HEY IT ISN”T ILLEGAL IN THE COURTS” then you need to stop fining guys for mimicking a bow and arrow shot, twerking, wearing gold cleats, coloring your hair to honor your dead mother, and all the other things the NFL is all too happy ot shit on. So please save me the “HEY…

“You taking a picture of my dong, pal?

Did NOT expect to click on an article about a misspelling of this guy’s name and have it be the Steven part.

Oh totally, there wouldn’t have been any hacky writing if the Giants won that game . . .

+1

Never in my life have I said, “Ya know I am happy with the amount of football games this coach is helping my team win, but I wish he would just give a sassier press conference, ya know?”

THE GUNSLINGER!

The saddest part about this comment is that to me, it seems ridiculously optimistic.

I think I know exactly what Gase needs to turn this thing around. Please....We will even accept Tannehill in return as tribute.

“Pitchers Hate this Guy for This One Weird Trick To Get on Base!”

You’re technically right, but framing this as some sort of genius decision instead of say, a mistake in roster building if your ace pitcher hitting .186is the best PH option you have that early in a playoff game, is nonsense.

But storylines! I was fucking dying when Ken Rosenthal is interviewing Bochy about “Mad Bum” and his cheeky BP antics and on the other split screen Travis Wood deposits a ball 20 rows up in left-center. Poetry.

Mobile games.

This a thousand times. I wish I could find a way to match up with likeminded people that wouldn’t play terrible music through the speakers or spew slurs, but even that seems like too much effort for me at this point. I gave Overwatch a try and for the first time literally felt like I had aged out of a popular title…

It’s a poop joke, guy.

Baseball announcer by night, Frenchman losing his shit bidet.

BIG WIN IN THE STRONGPOINT HOUSEHOLD TODAY BOYS

You will always have Mike Hampton . . .