-1 for using the term “The ‘Stick,” ugh.

At least I know Lackey has the disgusting baseball chin category locked down when they get to the Cubs preview - other than that, the Cards can have him back.

I think I would much rather see the Giants than the Mets, but I don’t feel great about either matchup. At least we don’t have to see the Cards!

Cool story bro

Trust me, if the 76ers could just draft Jones Fracture with the 2017 1st overall draft pick, they would.

As they mention in the article, this one couldn’t affect standings. I imagine if the Pirates and Cubs were tied or a half game apart at the top of the NL Central, they would finish or make it up, but. It’s a 162 game season, I’m OK with it.

As a football fan, I feel bad for the Dolphins. As a Bears fan, you deserve every fucking moment of this Gase. Tannehill is Miami Cutler with an equally shitty O-line and defense and you went anyway. Now it’s a race to the bottom to see who can squander a high first rounder!

There were two sets of footprints rounding the basepaths that day, my friends

Get out.

Yeah, but his sentiment is Trudeau.

“but the comments are, I think – as a team guy and as a guy that stands by my teammates, win lose or draw, it’s a little distasteful . . .”

At least you can enjoy the Cardinals in the MLB PostseasahAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, poor reading. Hate to see him get discouraged by people like that.

Who ungreyed Johnny Manziel over here?

Jesus Christ, that quote is in support of the players and against the police telling the players they don’t have a right to protest. Try reading comprehension before jumping up on that fucking high horse.

Bills Mafia is an anagram of Small Fibia, which, when combined with the actor portrayed here falling over in Bills gear due to his underdeveloped bones, is meant to be a metaphor for the team’s inability to “get a leg up” on the competition. It’s commentary, sheeple.

“Time to take a ride on the E.AC., dude!”

Wait, you insist on commenting on stories that you hate, by journalists you don’t respect, who make no mystery about their political leanings that don’t happen to align with yours, about minor details that do nothing to change the message of the article? Typical 2016, “Kinja,” folks.

Uninformed? Yes. Painfully reductive? Yes. But, harmful? Yes.

Very well-written and reported, a tip of the cap to you, Diana.