“Oh, shit! There’s an Idiot on the Field...Wait, is that his cell phone number? Let’s call it!

I eat seeds in my office sometimes but I can’t shake the feeling that everyone walking by thinks I am an asshole, like “OK buddy, a Clif bar or a pack of Nip Chee crackers aren’t good enough for you, you gotta spit seeds in there like you are fucking Tommy Lasorda...”

He is really Samoan ‘em down.

I imagine this is a nightmare for players like Russell Wilson who don’t see color at all.

Barkley was the Round Mound of Rebound. Griffin is The Downed Brown of Rehab.

Louisville is ranked #13 so if they keep winning I don’t see that as a problem. It’s also a lot harder to put up Heisman stats on a team whose D gave up an average of around 20 ppg last season and only one bad loss in conference (other two to Clemson and FSU, borderline top 10 at the time) vs. a squad that did not…

Well, Rommel had some impressive victories in Northern Africa, clearly, but he was up against Great Britain for Christ’s sake . . .

I say we can go where we want to

Ive always chuckled at how “hirsute” sounds just like “hair-suit.” That is all.

....As opposed to what? Butterfli? Buttersfly?

Jameis’ suggestion of #SurrenderTheBooty was quickly nixed.

I agree with TurdSandwiches.

“Obviously you are too quick to judge. You must be a millennial.”

I would say there are plenty of contrasts between a courageous lady holding a demonstration and a shooting in 1966. The most obvious being that one is a demonstration, one is a shooting. I started to read your comments thoughtfully but now am convinced you are just blustering and throwing around words without even…

This isn’t what the coaches meant when they asked him to start spraying it to all fields more.

What an egregious handball

How am I supposed to tell without being able to Thiel it?

2008 - 12th place out of 12! Apparently I was really into lanky, tall, underperforming or aging WRs and QBs that can best be described as “suboptimal backups”

A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?

Oh but Al Jolson gets to keep his Philly radio gig? Fucking PC liberals, smdh.