Aubrey is right to give his mom more of a say about the recruiting process. One of Solomon’s old sayings is that A wise son makes a father glad, but a foolish son is a sorrow to his mother.

Which is a shame, because he would be the perfect spokesman for the new Tempurpedic “The-details-are-escaping-my Memory Foam” mattress.

How is the inventory management? It seems like that system should be good given what I have seen in the video if the game is going to be worth a big chunk of my time. I have seen a few folks complain that the inventory fills up too fast. Is that a problem if you plan to play slow, and how is the management system in…

Yeeeep and this WOULD be tolerable except that Mrs. Jazz Hands also believes that going to bed at the same time is important so its 11 pm+ no more than 2 weeknights, and then go ham on weekends.

Over 500 stars! For a non-joke reply underneath fucking GOLD by sleepyirv. I weep for the commentariat.

Bom Deus! This is quality Kinja +1

This review makes me think I should give it a shot. One of my favorite recent indie games was Firewatch, and people had similar complaints about “lack of depth” but I was absolutely hooked.

I am reading this from my bathroom, which I have dubbed “The Pube Forest.”

I believe he uses locked up to mean “a lock” for the Dodgers. The game was put away. He’s not saying the score was tied.

I like seeing baseball highlights that aren’t just home runs. Ironically, the Chinese Sportscenter is better to watch than the American version if you don’t want a show that just revolves around Zedong.

This is Slide #1 on the PowerPoint slideshow you guys need to present to new ownership to reflect the direction you would like to take right after a title card with some siiiiiiick word art

he better be careful posting all these pics/vids from Iowa or he’s gonna end up with a stalker.

It’s like you can’t even count on quality officiating in Guatemala’s 3rd division anymore smh

We only gave up 48 points that day so Bears fans were understandably riding pretty high.

I would take a non-English speaker with a job who pays his taxes and is respectful of other people over the hundreds of assholes I see every day who happen to speak the same language as me. I don’t see why you are so personally invested in a family speaking English who is otherwise getting along just fine in this…

Are you really trying to defend your original point about American immigrants that don’t speak English with an anecdote about women’s rights in majority-Muslim countries? Kind of a one-dog-whistle-fits-all type deal?

As an American living in a country where upwards of 20% of the population speaks a language other than English at home, no this doesn’t bother me a bit.

“Christ, Pita! Get out of the water, the Opening Ceremonies start in 10 minutes, we gotta go!”

Jay Gruden is in the top five in just about every QB category in Louisville history and played/worked in the USFL and the Arena Bowl League for several years before becoming an assistant for like a decade in the NFL THEN getting a head gig but yeah fuck the Shanahans

then we should make a federal law making it illegal to beat up women. Wait....