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We only gave up 48 points that day so Bears fans were understandably riding pretty high.

I would take a non-English speaker with a job who pays his taxes and is respectful of other people over the hundreds of assholes I see every day who happen to speak the same language as me. I don’t see why you are so personally invested in a family speaking English who is otherwise getting along just fine in this

Are you really trying to defend your original point about American immigrants that don’t speak English with an anecdote about women’s rights in majority-Muslim countries? Kind of a one-dog-whistle-fits-all type deal?

As an American living in a country where upwards of 20% of the population speaks a language other than English at home, no this doesn’t bother me a bit.

“Christ, Pita! Get out of the water, the Opening Ceremonies start in 10 minutes, we gotta go!”

Jay Gruden is in the top five in just about every QB category in Louisville history and played/worked in the USFL and the Arena Bowl League for several years before becoming an assistant for like a decade in the NFL THEN getting a head gig but yeah fuck the Shanahans

then we should make a federal law making it illegal to beat up women. Wait....

There are Texas-based Cowboys fans? Feels like when someone in Texas buys a Romo jersey they are immediately teleported 6 beers deep to my favorite East Coast sports bars.

It’s not that his takes are necessarily more outrageous now, it’s just that he has to re-tailor his takes to rile up his new Fox audience. So look out next week when Skip sends out a bunch of tweets calling the new Ghostbusters “the surprise comedy smash of the summer.”

as a spokesman for everyone else on the planet, go fuck yourself.

Yes because lord knows cherrypicking forum posts from websites dedicated to Overwatch cheating is a solid representation of people who play games across the globe -you totally get it.

Holy shit, this was filmed in Dallas?

the pain will be....exquisite...

Maybe the 800 or so indignant replies he has already gotten by stupid people screaming out “U STUPID!!! Drew does this every year!!”

I can't believe this many people think you are serious but no one this blindingly stupid would use your handle, methinks.

The Midwest has a great Native American tradition, they just need to make the logo more Plains.

Seahawks fans are now claiming that they have loved shitty puns “for years, like waaaaay long ago when the puns were especially terrible.”

Adding D-Rose makes them more of a suture-team.

Yup we sure proved how shitty they were when they played in the fuckin Super Bowl and lost by two scores after assfucking America’s sweethearts and the “unstoppable” offense of Brees and the Saints. Totally, bro.

You leave the Utah Jazz and their fans malone!