Um, I'm pretty sure that he's just talking about it for the terrible sports show it is, the overt racism is just the cherry on top.

You are en fuego.

Joe would have gotten him if it didn't take so long, but the guy in the bathroom was a long reliever.

get out

shut it down. shut it all down. +1

Yes, Dunga, and you must consider the upcoming Olympics. Kaka hasn’t quite been decimating opponents like Brazil’s other famous four-letter export, Zika.

Clunky First Touches is also the title of the memoirs commemorating my teenage years, so the SEO from this article should really boost sales.

+1

Would at least make for great fodder in the daily Deadspin Cardinals updates.

I swear to God when Dellademrlovalova was at St. Mary’s and somehow made like 8 NCAA Tournament appearances before graduating I actually turned to a friend and said “Thank God this is the type of player I never have to worry about seeing in the NBA . . .”

Luckily he left room to add another digit in front of the 2.

17 earned runs! I always thought that middle relievers had the cushiest jobs in professional sports except for maybe NFL punters and god damn it if JJ Hoover isn’t going out there and proving me right every single day.

Hat guy has been trying to catch a foul ball for years but safari can’t manage to get one.

Don’t creep on Magary’s turf for book shilling!

Mine would be the other two races of the Triple Crown that are not the Kentucky Derby.

Ha, I guess I should do some more online research before buying indie games. I just paid the $20 or so bucks to buy Gone Home on my PS4 a week before it came out for free to Plus subscribers!

Pretty sure a Mets pitcher getting run for throwing at and missing a guy because of something that happened almost a year ago fits PERFECTLY into Deadspin’s narrative of why the unwritten rules are stupid and LOLMETS fodder, but god forbid facts and logic stand in the way of your blind rage.

I’m going to guess Adam Whinewright. NO, NO, Stephen Pissedoffty. How about Randall Gripechuk? Are you writing this down, THIS IS GOLD

touche, sir.