D’antoni expressed interest in a young team with a lot of cap room, and it doesn’t take a scientist to tell you that the Rockets give you the best chance of getting into space.

Pretty sick burn by the Braves to replace the Cuban defector’s roster spot with a dude named Castro.

“You said it, man!” - Michael Spinks

Said Briles: “Originally the University gave me two weeks to decide to resign, but in true Baylor fashion they decided to go ahead and fuck me whether they had my consent or not.”

Now THIS dude has the right ikea

“Deafening and sadly legal. . .”

This.

Thanks, gonna go ahead and file this away so that when I look back this fall I can point to it and say “this is where it all started going terribly wrong.”

I won’t sit here and quietly let you bash Zimmerman - easily the best one armed player of his generation

This kind of sloppy effort won't go over too well once they finalize a deal with Schilling to become the new Cards manager.

Always figured Jaime Garcia would end up playing basketball instead, he’s got a soft J.

More like Warren G flat, right fellas?....right?

“look, Katie, I used poor judgment when I took your colored pencils without permission, but did you ever think about apologizing for the role you might have played in allowing it to get to that point?”

Had to look it up. “The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.”

A Cubs sweep of the Cardinals on 4/20 in 70 degree weather would certainly satisfy all of the me’s in the world.

Harrison, you truly are a gentleman and a scholar.

Many conservatives are calling this effort a complete waste of time, that women in short skirts are “asking for it,” and asking whether we can please get back to the important issues like legislating which bathrooms American adults are required to use in public.

Things got worse when security informed the couple their car had been towed and the crowd chanted “go catch the metro, BART man!”

Less cool than it may seem.

This is hitting dead center on some sort of strange Venn Diagram of my childhood and teenage nostalgia, thanks.