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Good on those roommates who immediately called the cops, must have been really horrible (for the woman most of all, it goes without saying) but also for the roommates who unknowingly walked in from a night of partying to hearing their housemate being attacked.

#ALLCOMMENTSMATTER

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Oconomowoc? I hear that place is crawling with o’s.

“My career and my life are pretty much over,” he reportedly told arresting officers. Ironically, for Ball - bail is life.

/sigh

I would gladly trade you my team’s awesome color scheme for that accidental title.

Nothing makes me feel the passage of Father Time like my contemporaries retiring after a decade long, productive professional career. Go Hoos.

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This is what I get for enjoying Samer’s Cardinals posts a wee bit too much.

Mark Grace?

Yes! Thank you. That worked.

Embedded MLB videos never work for me on iPhone 5. I can’t click them or get them to play from the Deadspin article. Anyone have same problem/a fix?

Nah, you don't sound like an angry person.

The longtime Georgia locals in the crowd are stunned - their whole life they had been taught that an African guy is more likely to sink than not, when tested.

I watched the whole thing and now I’m board.

Oh if you were referring to OP’s use of “we” in terms of the team I now understand you. Because you replied to me, I figured you were talking about my own reply comment. My bad.

Not sure why you're replying to me with quotes from another commenter?

Except the whole comment is about fans? I’m using “we” to refer to fans and not the actual players. Is it ok for me and my friends to go see a band and tell people “we” enjoyed the show?