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I think everybody needs to pump the brakes on the “Cubs fans are the most insufferable fans now” narrative. We have had 1 fucking year of relevance, so maybe these are all references to new bandwagon fans? But for me, I didn’t meet a lot of douches in the crowds of thousands of down-on-our-luck-for-decades fans who

But I thought Piscotty/Grichuk/Leake were “at least as good as if not better than those spineless quitters Lackey and Heyward” and “we want guys that want to be here!” Well enjoy them, shitbirds.

“The Mariners Just Can’t Stop Slappin Dingers” - U.S. Admiral, 1993, in Congressional Hearing in support of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy

Oh my god is this real?!?!

I think you mean “you’re” parents lol who’s the smart one again???

Apology accepted.

Good point.

If it hasn’t happened already, some TV network I actually get needs to buy rights and start showing women’s club soccer because I would be all over that.

HD television literally changing the way America’s Pastime is played, but every time I walk into my parents’ living room, they are watching the SD feed of the local news, or Food Network, and even sports! When they own a full HD package and HDMI cable but they “can’t tell a difference” and “don’t want to learn new

If you can’t understand the difference between someone trolling womens’ sports and women in general vs. a long time commenter teeing up a conversation about the inherent watchability of this one particular women’s sport vs. all others, then I don’t care to engage you earnestly and I’m perfectly fine with you writing

I honestly can’t believe I have two people who are basically saying “why comment?” I don’t know hoss - why blog? Why Internet? Why communication?

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

Love watching women’s soccer, can get into televised softball and gymnastics, enjoys watching women who are world class athletes like Williams sisters, but women’s basketball is a TV nightmare. HOT TAEK I know...

“All beautiful, beautiful gravy” is also Matt Holliday and Matt Adams’ offseason diet regimen.

I guess you could say that the Cardinals and their fans are like Trump in that they seem to thrive off negative media attention. Well, that and the overt racism.

I’m not sure that these are the types of colorful people that rich, old, white Yankees ownership was looking to exclude from their behind-home-plate “premium” experience.

I like that people have such short attention spans these days that the last dude has to ask his Twitter followers to be sure to watch all the way to the end of a 10 second video.

and that guy is supposed to be the dickhead in your story?

Fowler’s camp never announced to the media that a deal was done - that’s on the Orioles. They have never come out and said he agreed to the contract and duped them later, I think they just wanted to put some extra pressure on him to accept. Why not take less money on what’s essentially a 1 year contract and bet on

I had a blast, thanks Jezebel.