utahjazzhands
Utah Jazz Hands
utahjazzhands

Yeah because it would be so easy for someone who doesn’t play these games to come in and provide insightful commentary.......

yeah women think I’m a total ass for my self-deprecating humor

its hyperbole for the sake of comedy, take a deep breath.

Not even a full day taking over Deadspin and the Jezebel writers already are writing headlines about feminine hygiene products smdh

Yesterday you made this comment: “Seeing as how my parents are multimillionaires who have paid a disgusting amount of money in taxes, I think they see things differently.”

Sadly, #mcdonaldssale was trending after Young’s tweet and caused 8 trampling deaths in Misissippi.

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From the window to the wall, from the floor to the Céline.

Balmain is life.

-1 for text covering nipples, sloppy effort.

Where does it end? First they want our sprotz blogs and now they want to drive cars and write about it? What's next? Will they want to VOTE?!

“Buy tomatoes.”

These are all better than mine honestly

I think this could be a great addition to major league parks. Family friendly because it lets the kids enjoy watching cute birds play, and classy as fuck because then the adults can “Pick Your Own Chicken Tenders.” It’s a win-win.

We missed you Emma!

Ha nice picture. I always thought “those” people hated water and didn't know how to swim? And by those people - I mean Iowans.

Let’s get Simmons and a whiteboard and workshop these beer blog names, baby! Sick Hops? Hops and Hoops? The Nosh with Bosh? Yeasty? Dubbel Dribble? Miami Wheat?

Which only proves that the dumbest person in your bracket pool will inevitably end up winning every damn year.

As far as Sudanese refugee stories go, I think Kiki can still chalk this up as a win.

The fantasy app and stat tracker is a source of near constant frustration