“All beautiful, beautiful gravy” is also Matt Holliday and Matt Adams’ offseason diet regimen.

I guess you could say that the Cardinals and their fans are like Trump in that they seem to thrive off negative media attention. Well, that and the overt racism.

I’m not sure that these are the types of colorful people that rich, old, white Yankees ownership was looking to exclude from their behind-home-plate “premium” experience.

I like that people have such short attention spans these days that the last dude has to ask his Twitter followers to be sure to watch all the way to the end of a 10 second video.

and that guy is supposed to be the dickhead in your story?

Fowler’s camp never announced to the media that a deal was done - that’s on the Orioles. They have never come out and said he agreed to the contract and duped them later, I think they just wanted to put some extra pressure on him to accept. Why not take less money on what’s essentially a 1 year contract and bet on…

I had a blast, thanks Jezebel.

Yeah because it would be so easy for someone who doesn’t play these games to come in and provide insightful commentary.......

yeah women think I’m a total ass for my self-deprecating humor

its hyperbole for the sake of comedy, take a deep breath.

Not even a full day taking over Deadspin and the Jezebel writers already are writing headlines about feminine hygiene products smdh

Yesterday you made this comment: “Seeing as how my parents are multimillionaires who have paid a disgusting amount of money in taxes, I think they see things differently.”

Sadly, #mcdonaldssale was trending after Young’s tweet and caused 8 trampling deaths in Misissippi.

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From the window to the wall, from the floor to the Céline.

Balmain is life.

-1 for text covering nipples, sloppy effort.

Where does it end? First they want our sprotz blogs and now they want to drive cars and write about it? What's next? Will they want to VOTE?!

“Buy tomatoes.”

These are all better than mine honestly