What a dick

It can be scary toiling in Manning’s shadow. Just ask the female UT athletic staffers.

Maybe the most excited former Yankee or Red Sox player is Chuck Knoblauch, who is just hoping that Drumpf is going to deport all the yips, like he promised.

No wonder Cooley yearns for the legendary Redskins QBs of his playing days like Patrick Ramsey, the ghost of Mark Brunell, Jason Campbell, and Sexy Rexy.

Especially when he was only trying to add this entry to his Dream Journal

To be fair, I bet the dining out options for Hanlan are pretty limited playing professionally in Lithuania (getting drafted 42nd by the Jazz and averaging 4.2 points in summer ball before being cut can hardly be considered “success” by the way). Clifford might have him beat there.

#BostonStrong*

It makes more sense when you consider that the game started out as a murder mystery in 16th Century England during the time of Henry VIII called “Heavy Reign.”

I dig it. For another fun 8-bit inspired artist, check out Mega Ran.

As a college freshman I somehow got onto a beer pong table at a random frat party without getting pushed off by some drunk fraternity brother and lo and behold my opponent was Heath Miller and another football player. My partner and I looked at each other, bracing ourselves for the epic matchup, future story, and new…

No word yet on whether the perps will return the bottom third of Wolff’s jersey

I think it’s time we stop hearing excuses and start hearing a Mejia culpa.

That is ridiculous. I figured this video had been scrubbed from everything but the dark web at this point, and these people just google it? I mean, what would you even search for? Seriously, WHAT DO YOU SEARCH FOR?

This.

Fun fact: not every civil lawyer is just some one man “hang out your shingle” shop that waits for clients to come in off the street. Dedman works for Spicer Rudstrom, mega firm with six offices and hundreds of attorneys and clients, one of whom is likely the national hotel chain. This case was farmed out by the top…

This is the lawyer equivalent of “I have plenty of black friends!”

“Back in my day, players played like men and had manly names. The 72-win Chicago team: Michael, Scott, Steve, Dennis, Bill, and Ron. None of this “Steph-en,” “Klay,” “Draymond,” or “Festus” tomfoolery. That’s all I need to see to know the bruisers from the 90's would wipe the floor with these pretty boys.”

I feel for the kid. the wife says I got a bit of a premature e-jocularity problem myself.

The CWS is fun, but the highlight of Deadspin’s coverage of college baseball for 90% of the season is rain delay stunts between opponents. And I'm ok with this.

ESPN owes Boyz II Men a favor after they recorded a riff on their old classic as the new MNF intro song - “I’ll Make Love to You (Even if you Don’t Want Me To)“