Death to the three-tier distribution model. Distributors are near monopolies of absolutely no value and really limit a lot of craft breweries with amazing beers from being able to get their products into bottle shops and restaurants. Most of the great stuff in my area is only available in the taproom because they…

I have already been feeling a little green after eating McDonalds for years

Sometimes when you are posted up alone at the counter of a Birmingham Waffle House past midnight, the only way out is to go through. Godspeed, friend.

It’s rare but this happened to me at a bar a few weeks ago. Best part was the bartender ending her shift stuck around to chat with the bartender who was supposed to be taking care of me at that point, and I got to do the fun awkward stare-at-two-people-while-they-ignore-you-because-I-need-another-beer for 5 minutes…

Maybe the gods are telling you to just let the dream die?  Just because Drew isn’t here any more doesn’t mean we won’t shame you for your pro-mayo platform.

The youths call this a “goon sack.”

I always tip delivery drivers around 15%, less than what I typically give a server at a restaurant.

I just go for the chorizo, cheese, and egg breakfast sandwich on ciabatta.  Microwaved greasy goodness

My wife’s Starbucks espresso budget is....alarming, to say the least.  I am thinking of getting her a home espresso machine for Christmas but have nooooo idea where to begin as they seem to range from about $50 up to about $50,000...

Maybe its just a “your office” thing and you just don’t know as much as you think about how the “real world” works for the rest of us

I don’t just visit, I work in an office with about 250 employees in my building, and 100 of them probably have ear buds in right now.

An HR rep at my office used to (softly) play FM radio on a small radio in her office when I sat nearby. She asked me if it bothered me and I told her it didn’t, although she stopped pretty quickly so maybe someone else did not agree with me.

Did....did you just compare smoking/vaping policy for outdoor restaurant seating to desegregation during the Civil Rights era? And you think this is supposed to make him feel bad?

Tuition, cost of living, and housing costs have skyrocketed since my parents were my age while wages have not. The point is that no attitude/choice on my part could have prevented coming out of school under a mountain of debt, and yet my parents’ generation seem to think everyone my age is lazy and entitled and just…

The front page of USA today has a story from a conservative news personality (barf) who is comparing “boomer” to the N-word.  Truly magical times we live in.

I worked all three years of putting myself through law school and still came out with 6 figures of debt.  If only I would have changed my attitude! Where were you when I needed you most, friend!

I’ve struggled to explain what it is that makes bison burgers so special. Yes, bison—don’t call them buffalo, song be damned

/chefkiss

Look out for Popeye’s new White Smokehouse BBQ Burger!

I feel like that scene at the end of Gettysburg when the remnants of Pickett’s troops came staggering back, bloodied and exhausted after their failed charge, just begging for another shot.