He would look great in a Bears uniform streaking down the field, the ball lazily bouncing 15 yards behind him or directly into the hands of a 3-deep safety.

Angel HernandEz Machina

Lookin’ at a Kendrick
Waiting for the ball to come
Can o’ corn shit
Stupid weird hops today
Man, you been a naughty ball
You made my face grow long

I am the Bregman (Ooh)
They are the Nats men, (Ooh)
Ball got past us
Now we’re 0-0 and 2.

I just assume shows like this are written, filmed, and in pre-production so long that the Brady scene had to have pre-dated the Kraft scandal. And I don’t think Brady even agrees to film it if he thinks it is an attempt to wink at the Orchids of Asia thing.  But yeah, fuck him for whining at the media for asking even…

I have a had time understanding how the man who wrote Crocodile Dundee 3: Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles can feel trolled by literally anyone else.

You wouldn’t think a man who is credited with writing 10 episodes of Desperate Housewives would be so embittered.

god dammit, if you can’t trust a fantasy baseball expert turned investment banker turned MLB front office exec to treat women with the dignity and respect they deserve, then what hope is there for the rest of us?

You don’t really have to go for any low-blow middle school quality body shaming on this actual trash bag of a human being. There are bigger fish to fry when it comes to roasting this turd.

Yeah, hot ticket those Bills seats.  Jack Nicholson still on the waiting list, I hear.

And everyone wonders why 90's kids are all fucked up. I would have been 8 years old when this finale aired and to think I could have just happened upon this sort of shit on primetime network television...I do remember seeing episodes of this and even the happiest ones were utterly terrifying.

The Ghostbusters reboot was honestly fine

When they asked Jackson his take on the matter, he declined to elaborate, saying “I’m just ‘bout that mask-tion, boss.”

I won’t have Nelly denigrated on these boards, HAVE AT YOU SIR!

The most amazing thing about Altuve’s “3 straight batting titles” is that he didn’t even win it in 2018 or 2019, he’s just THAT good.

But if I wait for the playoffs then I will never get to watch any of my Chicago teams actually, ya know, play.

I laughed at this because it assumes that Trubisky was good BEFORE he got to the Bears, not that it was just a horrendous overreach that should have been panned like the Daniel Jones pick but was not, for some reason. 

Are you insinuating that former English Majors are perfectly capable of climbing the latter?

You have to consider the height of the soles on the Birkenstocks he’s wearing, though.

I guess the only way to really gauge this to the satisfaction of you and the guy you are defending is to get some desperate Mexican farmers with no climbing experience out there and rig them up, but I believe the point of the article stands without having to do that.

Ref: /throws flag