But if I wait for the playoffs then I will never get to watch any of my Chicago teams actually, ya know, play.

I laughed at this because it assumes that Trubisky was good BEFORE he got to the Bears, not that it was just a horrendous overreach that should have been panned like the Daniel Jones pick but was not, for some reason. 

Are you insinuating that former English Majors are perfectly capable of climbing the latter?

You have to consider the height of the soles on the Birkenstocks he’s wearing, though.

I guess the only way to really gauge this to the satisfaction of you and the guy you are defending is to get some desperate Mexican farmers with no climbing experience out there and rig them up, but I believe the point of the article stands without having to do that.

Ref: /throws flag

Ah, OK I misread that. OK, fine, this guy is not a novice climber. Not sure it is a “exaggeration/lie” such that it purposefully obfuscates the point of the article, which is what I was trying to reply to, inartfully. The 8 year old surely can be considered a “novice,” if that is really what you want to get hung up on…

Juiced balls are Juiced, my man! I watched 3 seasons of Jorge Soler flailing around in the box, and that guy hit 48 this year after hitting 5-10-12-2-9 home runs in the 5 previous seasons. If you think Gardner’s 28 homers are somehow an uptick in his skill set and not outside factors, that’s on you.

I haven’t been so disappointed by a swinging gate since I left the backyard one unlocked and our dog got hit by that truck.

Phew, Kinja notification only showed me the first line of your reply and I came FLYING back down here to dunk on you with some cold hard STATS

Trump claimed it couldn’t be scaled by the best climbers in the world. It was climbed by a 30 year old guy on his very first US climbing trip who didn’t tackle rated climbs above a 5.8. That is quite literally the definition of a novice climber. The article also mentions that it was climbed by an 8 year old, was she…

The Lions were also flagged for 12 men on the field which gave the Packers a first down instead of a FG try late in the game (which Rodgers turned into a TD drive, of course). A few drives later the Packers had 13 (!) men on the field and didn’t get flagged. It’s not all minutiae that’s happening too fast in real time…

FWIW, I wouldn’t give a pig’s puckered asshole for any promise from Josh McDaniels.

Yes, so annoying how those pedants demand that you actually explain your confusing argument.

The continued employment of Brett Gardner is the most baffling thing I have witnessed and I remind my buddy who is a Yanks fan about it all the time.  I also gave him a TON of shit for how bad CC was becoming and they kept making him limp out there, but this was a legitimately sad way to see a good player end his run.

‘Ol Bobby Three Sticks!

Then you merely lightly dab the area with the poop towel to get the residual water off. Much like toweling off after a shower. There is no fecal matter present.

WoShen 沃神 is Wojnarowski’s Chinese name; literally means something like “Wo God”]

Why you mad, Bro?

Yes, we have all heard stories of those gruesome gymnastics deaths.