I didn’t have a curfew, per se, but I was asked to be home before 1 am during college if I was staying at my parents. They preferred not to be woken up by a drunken me getting dropped off at 2-4 am, and I felt that was fair. Our house is old, there’s no such thing as a quiet entry (plus “drunk quiet” is usually pretty…

::::whispers from a bush around the corner:::: I've got your bacon wrapped filets......hello?....ok then. :::shrug:::

Some of it. The thing he said that saved my life I’ve never shared with anyone, but I’ve talked about the rest of it and I know I’ve posted the picture of him and me together.

I’m still not over it. This man literally saved my life. He and I had a conversation late one night when I was in a dark place and something he said to me gave me enough to keep going. I just wish someone could have done the same for him. 

You could just stop acting like an asshole and say, “excuse me, may I get by you, please?”

Properly fried (crispy on outside, and mildly soft on the inside) and salted, tostones are Gods gift.

Maybe like you make tostones? Fry a cylinder of plantain a few minutes, place it upright on a brown paper lunch bag, fold the bag over the top, smash it into a disc with a small, heavy saucepan, refry till crisp.

Golly!

What a small, terrified nation we have become.

Clearly it isn’t decorative; it’s the hole that the human inside urinates through.. You can’t expect the dude to completely undress just to take a leak, he just guides the belly back toward himself, tugs his dick through, and pees.

And why are there two different colors/styles? If I’m swapping that costume between…

Two in the afternoon is correct.

Maybe they could serve chicken dusted with Gold Bond along with a side of IcyHot aioli.

“Take crap, add potatoes, and cheese (and probably some can of soup) and slam it into a casserole dish. Top with crushed potato chips and bake until hot. Wait for your bitch aunt Susan to say ‘on my gosh!’ as she has been brought to orgasm for the first time in 50 years.”

The fact that you actually clicked on this means you’re interesting in reading, and therefore, we’ll keep doing them.

I _JUST_ tried cantaloupe with Tajin on it for the first time ever last night. Total game changer. 

You'll like this.

Two words: Tajin seasoning. It's basically a lemon salt with spices, used to spruce up fruit in Mexican cuisine. I hate mushy apples, I'd prefer bland but crispy apples to sweet but soft ones. Both are better with Tajin.

I'm just a care bear who hates stupid people.

By saying that TV is make believe, is he implying that the makers of L&O:SVU used a fake bagel for the scene in question? Why would that have even happened unless Ice-T demanded they do so, which, if he did, seems to undermine the sincerity of his not-giving-a-fuck attitude toward (among other things) bagels .

Time to get a new wife.