Please continue your streak of not having a kid. Good work.

Usually you just say “Cum Town.”

I think she was raised as a member of a religious personality cult, so I don’t know what her critical thinking skills are. And then there’s the meeting with Bashar Al Asad. Which I can’t endorse. 

I think characterizing Klobuchar as embracing feel-good stances on feminism or other policy issues is a pretty intense misreading. She, of course, is running on her explicit refusal to embrace any policy she finds un-pragmatic.

I guess I’m just skeptical about human beings ability to draw all these bright lines about the nature of their relationship with a given person in their own minds and have those bright lines consistently hold fast in the face of sustained emotional intimacy. Sustaining intimacy with someone isn’t just a plateau you…

It’s why preteens like her books so much; she acts and thinks like one.

I’ve seen Saving Private Ryan several times, during the last viewing and the scene where everyone’s fighting after the medic Wade has died and Miller says

Tom Hanks is so nice, he turned the clocks back 6 days so you could call your mother.

Did Elizabeth Warren run over your cat or something?  Your continued hatred of her seems personal.  

A GoPro is also sweat and moisture resistant which is...umm, helpful...in that type of work.

Unless you are single because you’re a miserable person who’s flaws and character deficiencies

I mean, look.

Damn I've never felt more seen by a comment 😂😂😳😳😳 

Every job I’ve had, the office tries to popularize/adopt one of these fucking things. My answer, as ever, is “NO. FUCK YOU. EMAIL OR GTFO.”

Don’t worry, Berniebin Magazine assures us that the Cletustariat would support those higher taxes.

The political calculus is pretty simple.

I sure hope not.  Bernie doesn’t need any surprises.

LOL! I knew Bernie would be a number one because of his heart attack.. I just knew it. The Branch Bernidians have spent this week working overtime to somehow turn a heart attack into a campaign asset. (“Bernie Unblocked!”)

LOL. No.