Back to Deadspin we go?

Alright, fine. We’ll go with that.

One of these things is not like the other. Look, I have no illusions about the fact that, say, Jerry Jones and I would ever be friends with one another. Our histories are different, our lives are different, and our outlooks are different. And to be blunt, I’m a prickly bastard with a radioactive spike ball of defense…

PG&E isn’t a monopoly- there are many electric providers in California. PG&E is just the biggest. It’s also not the only power conpany to be doing power shutoffs- SoCal Edison is also doing them right now. And this is a problem with state law- in no other state would a private company be held to the strict liability…

Eh, it ain’t wrong from where I sit. If war means even a modest slowing of the steady stream of cheap shit/streaming services/breads and circuses, it ain’t happening.

“probably immediately respond with a quip like ‘well, that certainly seems like a Modest Proposal, we’ll give that some thought’”

Do you owe the society you live in anything? The people comprising that society?

What’s up your ass today?

WhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooaaaaa...

Hey now, you’re a Kinja All-Star.

There goes my star...giving you an upvote.

Seriously? This is how you remind me?

I hate you.

This is how you remind me

How dare you......

Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders, they’re avowed socialists

“Rudely brazen?” She told everyone to shoot their shot.

LIKE SUCH AS

I, for one, blame it on the goose.

Earhardt and Upton went to the same high school and won many of the same local pageants. My school was one town over, thankfully. Earhardt and I are about the same age.