Some super smart Islamofascist terrorist organization might have thought:

The target audience is specific, but also I think larger than you might think.

Yes, it’s true, black people are oppressed in America. That doesn’t mean it’s viable to deny political representation to the South.

No other country in the world would never have given seditious traitors rights back to governance after the type of civil war we had.

Clearly the programmers of PenceBot2000 have some work to do on their nuance algos.

Preferably one of the Aleutian ones you can see Russia from.

I mean, I was sort of being glibly sarcastic, but to get serious for a second, that probably wasn’t really viable, for a lot of reasons.

This isn’t about the “olds” man. It includes everyone who was over the age of 18 in 2016.  This is about us collectively as a society.

because he’s an addled, petulant child who’s thirty seconds away from ending human civilization at any given moment.

Sigh ...

Don’t forget her daughter, the abstinence preaching mother of two bastards.

So, wait, he meant to send the trainer the lingerie photo?

Like a drug store or a supermarket, GameStop has become more of a utility provider than something a teen might wrap their identity around. Games, too. Playing Fortnite doesn’t furnish a special identity so much as a communion with pop culture at large, eating a tasteless wafer with an image of Ninja pressed into it.…

Inglewood’s problem is not that it’s administration isn’t “budgeting appropriately”. It’s that it doesn’t have a strong enough tax base to robustly fund even basic schooling, let alone an athletic program.

Yeah I don’t know what part of the article Kelsey was reading there. Slapping Title IX violations on Inglewood seems like trying to go into a hospice center to collect on the patients’ outstanding parking tickets.

Your honor, I know that I portrayed myself in the movie doing the thing I am accused of but I didn’t actually do the thing I’m accused of, I just played the part for the paycheck I need to defend myself against the accusations that I did the thing I did in the movie in real life.

It would have been so much more meta if one of them had been a frequent Lifetime movie star.

What’s so dumb is that Meghan McCain could have gotten the other women to side with her for once if she’d just asked Anderson about what she thought about the nature of the sexual assault allegations against Assange.

Which is of course corroborated by the relatively lower income and greater diversity of Trump voters from the 2016 election.

Kneel before the power of the almighty yuppie consumer!  KNEEL!