The NSA version is SHITPADS: Specialized High Intensity Targeted Portable Air Defense System

Skeuomorphism

There is no Agent 655321.

I have no idea what ether of those words mean.

What happened to the mobile layout?! Why do none of the articles have photos on the homepage?!

No security problems? LOL

Misplaced modifier much?

My mind has completely erased Alec's real persona with Jacky D's.

No, there are no editors. Wish I were joking.

I'd tap that.

Jesus, if I get BBM monitoring duty again, I'll just move to Cuba. That Blackberry graveyard is more desolate than Sochi after the Olympics.

Does no one care about the subjunctive anymore?

Oil is burned to heat up air that then passes through a turbine, which is attached to an electric generator. Same way coal plants work, just with oil.

"50 Rubles. Vinal offer."

Is "burst" no longer a word?

It's called a "meme"

What's the worst that could happen?

No links?

But PGP is sooo complicated. It couldn't hurt to use plaintext some of the time.

Yes, we would never read the mail of law-abiding, everyday American citizens.