Hope you weren't planning on flying anywhere soon.

I see what you did there, but then again, we see what you do everywhere.

If we ever find evidence they may "resemble terrorists," we'll have those fuckers in a secret military detention facility before you can say "Satoshi."

That is what the owner of MtGox would like for you to believe.

There were major red flags about using MtGox since April 2013. Can't believe so many people ignored them.

'Murica

It's a good think no one on Wall Street has ever committed suicide or been charged with crimes.

Can someone be an amateur even if he/she is getting paid by a legitimate employer to do their chosen job?

How much does background refresh affect battery life?

We have a quantum computer. We use it to break Google's encryption so that we can read your filthy, filthy search history.

I follow Bitcoin and I've never even heard of Flexcoin.

Actually, we do.

Oh, sorry, wasn't trying to correct you, more like warning you about US flights

Neither is cash

Coinbase.

Consider yourself "watchlisted"

Apparently, there is no evidence that MtGox ever operated as a card exchange.

5%

The typical US flight is approximately 98% NSA agents or contractors.