True.

Yo dawg, I heard you like plot twists...

Preach it, Moby

Yes, and you should probably see a doctor about that rash.

Correct. We can gather any information we need by spying on everyone else you know, thereby obviating the need to spy on you.

We would never use Kinja to spy on everyday Americans.

We traced his license plate number and have confirmed the Russian's identity.

Yoga pants all the way down

Yoga pants all the way down

Hat trick!

This one is G.R.E.A.T. competition.

Would anyone D.A.R.E to be seen in this thing?

Game over. You win.

We agree.

Based on our records of books you have checked out from your local library, the book you are searching for is certainly Earth Abides. You're welcome.