FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

The police have nothing to go on.

That’s Zwart Piet. He’s a Moor, but many people are calling for less.

Van Gogh to the hospital immediately!!!

Yeah, in this day in age, if an underaged teen wants to show off a cool trick she can do, it’s her fault that some creepy as fuck 30 year old at a toilet bowl of a website calls her hot. Clearly she’s at fault here.

Go fuck yourself

Malodorous Attitude Gets A couple of yokels fired.

As someone who grew up in NW Iowa and bolted for the Twin Cities as soon as I was able, this is exactly correct

Native #1: The first three names we gotta remember are Joe Smith, George Johnson, and Thomas Williams for Plymouth. They have a lot of ... um, apparently...

Go fuck yourself.

Just keeping up the tradition of Pat’s tight ends trying to kill people.

#MoiAussi

Now, I may simply be a small-town country lawyer and I don’t quite get how things go in your big city courthouses but reading over this story I don’t quite see that anyone is alleging a sexual assault took place but, rather, some inappropriate workplace emails were sent.

It’s still early enough in Peterman’s career to get a nickname to stick. What do we think about “White Privilege”?

More like he’ll need Poise because he just wet the bed.

Where’s the fucking Hatfields when you need them.

the student who was hit has been to the hospital twice because of post-concussion syndrome

Maybe he was Born in the USA: “Got in a little hometown jam, so they put a rifle in my hand. Sent me off to a foreign land, to go and kill the yellow man.”

Are The Bills Actually Good?