White people. Geez.

As a representative of the E-Z Break Table Company in Cheektowaga, would you be interested in our prospectus?

You could also head up to the CFL and get such greatness as SirVincent Rogers and Tschissakid Dre Player.

If you’re unconscious, at least you have an excuse for not stopping, dropping, and rolling.

I really appreciate that impressive sign. People here are happy with a simple “Fire McAdoo”, but sometimes, it is worth the increased effort.

I really appreciate that impressive sign. People here are happy with a simple “Fire McAdoo”, but sometimes, it is worth the increased effort.

At least fans are acting appropriately with regards to breaking things with their bodies in the parking lot.

.84 on the Malarchuk scale.

.84 on the Malarchuk scale.

I’d wager my life savings that if the wielders of said pool cue saw two men holding hands, they’d say something along the lines of “look at those (insert anti-gay slur)“

I’d wager my life savings that if the wielders of said pool cue saw two men holding hands, they’d say something along the lines of “look at those (insert anti-gay slur)“

T-Minus 24 hours until “accidentally” sent dick-pics become public.

The only way it could be more porous is if Paul Westhead coached them.

Violence at a football game? And the first punch isn’t thrown by the Eagles fan? Wow.

Violence at a football game? And the first punch isn’t thrown by the Eagles fan? Wow.

More violence? Yeah, pretty much my take as well.

More violence? Yeah, pretty much my take as well.

You’d think wearing the MLB.com t-shirt would be enough to mark him as a tool.

There will be more smashed tables in the parking lot than Chargers fans when the Bills play there next month.

I don’t care about that article at the top, just tell me what happened to Bobby’s face!