Why would they use some foreign shit like Occam’s razor when they can buy a quality Gillette blade made right there in Southie?

A buddy of mine drives a Soul with the Scuderia Kia shields:

HOW ONE MAN’S LOVE FOR TETANUS-FACTORY MAIL JEEPS SNOWBALLED OUT OF CONTROL

Mercedes Head of Design Gorden Wagener describes the current Mercedes design language as: ‘If you like it, take a line off. If you still like it, take another line off’.”

Yeah, but Virginia would then shoot him into the sun from that jail. 

Steve Spurrier wideouts had all the staying power of a truck stop orgasm.

I’m just impressed he got Russel Wilson to wear a Jameis Winston t-shirt. 

You are painfully stupid and need to find a dictionary.

Perhaps the most depressing Colts story I can tell is the following. As a Bills fan, I was at the Snow Game between our two teams and watched two Colts fans at the tailgate who made the 8 hour drive to the game together get into a fistfight over whether it would be better for the Colts to win or loss this game with eac…

And with the vast improvements in the Colts’ O-line, I’m sure that all of these positive steps will be permanent and not immediately erased by Week 3 of this season.

A cranky old-timer complaining about the modern game? What are the odds?

He’s still got some work to do on fetch

And I knew I would get at least one response from a brainwashed trump supporter. You guys are smoking crack. So you seriously praise a man who on one hand scolds our closest and most important allies and yet bends over backwards to praise the likes of Putin and Kim? You think its great that his agenda is rife with…

troll rating 2/10

This is incredibly dumb and amazing.

He likes going to car shows, not dealership service departments.

Historic douchebags break rules for money and clicks, die.

It doesn’t have those.

Yes, in F1 they prefer you have some skill and planning for your overtaking maneuvers and not act like the fat asshole in the buffet line. 

All my dyslexics live in Texas.