I’ve spent many a thousand miles driving/riding in suburbans and yukons. They’re quiet, comfortable, get decent mileage for what it is, and with the right engine, have plenty of power.

Obviously this one has been across the country a few hundred times already.

“No way a single jet could do that much damage.” - Pete Carroll

Kimi seemed unaffected by the gas.

No two humans represent Stockton California better than the Diaz brothers.

You are incorrect. The color is spectacular.

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

and/or The Usual Suspects

Jesus Christ man.

Afraid to buy an old, small car because of SUVs and trucks? You could just not crash.

turn it into a drift missile? The next owner is going to molest everything else, so may as well “creepy uncle touch” the drivetrain as well.

Friends, my hips have become two bags of sand and I cannot urge the ball into the zone with the velocity of my dreams and the thoughtfulness of my ancestors. I have consulted the priests and they all tell me, yes, Tim, you have ghosts in your bones and your gyrations have angered them. They tell me my haunted bones…

oh go drink a tofu latte, ya Debbie downer. I’m sure these ladies are quite happy making the money that they do just to stand there and look good. You must be so boring.

Blood Jort

Yep. Cannot watch PTI or Around the Horn. They're both just so much NOISE.

Meh. Just a tired old VW that some 19-year-old Vortex regular threw all his Burger King paycheck money at.

Kenny fucking powers

I heard there was a scheme to sell people vehicles for an average of $30k or so, finance them for almost 6 years, warrant them for only 3-4, and after 6 years you might get 15%-20% of what you paid. And it’s apparently pretty widespread!

Those are called lawnmowers

That cat is baller.