Older guy who wants to buy ‘Murican (Golf out), doesn’t want to look like a yobbo (Focus RS out) but still go reasonably fast, in probably a lot more comfort than the other two. Why they’d buy it over the Fusion Sport, as mentioned in the article, is another question- I’m guessing because it looks fantastic.

Yep. Anyone voting CP on this has no concept of how popular these have become. Around here clean, sorted Trackers/Samurais go for five grand. Once the rotary shits you’ve got a ton of options for a really cool project.

These are super popular with the hunting and fishing crowd as they are just barely bigger than an ATV but still road legal, the width and short wheelbase makes them terrific on tight trails. Friend of mine had a built/lifted one on 31's and it would go pretty much anywhere.

If you don’t read this in Rodney Dangerfield’s voice, well I don’t know what to say

Not really a big deal, this has been happening to fans watching the Knicks play for years.

Yeah but did you specify in the Craigslist ad NO TIME WASTERS NO TIER KICKERS

It sure as fuck isn’t their on-ice product.

This is so very stupid. They are basically lifted wagons, which is awesome for people who need ground clearance in winter, haul things, haul people, want AWD for inclement weather, want decent fuel economy, want an higher driving position, want easier ingress/egress. Not everyone gives a shit about driving dynamics…

An Escape with the 2.0l Ecoboost has 245hp/275tq and 0-60 of 7.1s, probably the best you’re going to do.

I have not read the book, but this synopsis makes him appear to be a complete fucking sociopath.

The Avista is somehow even better looking than the Elmiraj. What a stunner.

Barely a NP, but it’s cool and clean. Can’t help but think an ALH engine would be more suitable...keep it in the family and all that. Surprised he didn’t go with black over silver given the stickers.

Any mechanic confused by a 70's air cooled engine should probably find a different line of work.

Please enjoy this Flanders-themed metal band’s song about the ski suit.

Yeah that’s because their dicks are microscopic though.

This is lame. In the real world the answer was always Accord V6, not actually Miata.

Can you imagine post-coital Kimi?

Fucking warp speed. Hard to believe they can replicate that 78 times in a row without wrecking. Well Vandoorne and Stroll will wreck, but everyone else I mean.

..and people here are always complaining how no one makes shooting brakes anymore.

Sweet tapdancing Christ, that’s beautiful. Also the specs from the Wiki page- 730hp, RWD, 2380lbs. Doesn’t seem slow, does it...