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At least it wasn’t bear spray.

It’s almost as if he’s a complete fucking moron and just says words for the sake of saying them without understanding anything at all!

This is my favorite comment of all time.

Did he achieve Nirvana for a moment? Did Don fucking Cherry achieve Nirvana?

Kelowna is a fucking shithole strip mall filled with bros and fake tans. The rest of the Okanagan is really nice.

Hey man Burma’s on board

Uncoordinated nerd falls out of chair, news at 11.

I own one exactly like that and can say he probably started braking before the turn began.

Dude quit stealing my lines

Crack Pipe. I wouldn’t be caught dead in that thing.

So the Indy Motor Speedway is 5 hours away, let’s assume 300 miles. 600 miles round trip, what’s the best fuel economy you’d get with any of those Jeeps? 15? At that rate you’d use 40 gallons. At $2.50/gal that’s 100 bucks. Rent a compact that gets 40mpg and that’s 15 gallons, or 37 bucks. 63 dollars difference should…

Ugh. Just ugh. Can’t a regular person do anything anymore? Where even do you add washer fluid on that 2012?

“Don’t lose site of the fact Indy got fleeced”

It’s trying way, way too hard.

...I actually like how those late 90s Auroras look. Handsome and space age.

I know you’re probably joking about giving the bear the brownies, but encouraging bears to frequent populated areas ensures the bear will be eventually shot :(

Taint Uppercut is going to be my next thrash metal band’s name

..and the sole time he was truly out of position all night, Kessel held on a second too long instead of ripping a one-timer into an open cage.

This is a Not Good Take.