Everyone always craps on German manufacturers for not offering a lot of colors...but Dakar Yellow and Rose Quartz Metallic are two pretty convincing reasons why they shouldn’t. 

In before “I’d rather watch shitty predetermined basketball playoffs than any hockey, ever!”

Kudos on the restraint. That Buick, in a sea of perfect (like, concourse perfect) 911s, Lancias and Corvettes stuck out like a gangrenous sore thumb and I fell in love with it. The regret is strong.

Wait. Wait wait wait. That guy’s name is Potsch?

I just about bid on this “beauty” in February but decided there was no way it would pass inspection at the border.

That’s a good thing bro.

Also known as the Bring a Trailer experience.

I actually kind of like the mustard jerseys, maybe because they’re such an abomination. Plus the logo itself is SO MUCH COOLER than the regular one.

I like that this could just be subtitled to [wanking motion].

I dunno why but the Ducks always seem to have the highest number of eminently unlikable dudes on the roster.

I voted NP because fuck it, it’s bonkers. You’ll see these in nice condition go for $50k on BaT in 10 years.

That feeling when your Chevy is less advanced than a lawnmower :/

Pictured: the Israeli spy

Russell Wilson? Is that you?

Ahem...the Marauder would like a word.

This is some meta username shit going down.

The first incident I thought of. So he’s advocating retaliatory outright violence (the kind that causes concussions, that Deadspin is so fond of demonizing)? What a joke. As if someone getting clotheslined on a basketball court isn’t going to directly lead to a bench-clearing brawl. It was a shitty, dirty, intentional…

I don’t know what it is with Mustang drivers, but I had a dipshit in an SN95 (murdered out, obviously) pass me on a double yellow into a blind corner in the mountains yesterday. He missed the semi coming around the bend by about 4 feet.

My girlfriend was a waitress at a place in Vancouver the Keslers used to frequent. He has, to put it kindly, the personality of a beige cinder block. Wife’s apparently got an incredible ass though.

Well yeah you usually only rent a car for a few days at a time.