I used to work with a guy from Nigeria named Success, his brother was Prosperity.

Torchinsky on everything: Buy this 47 year old Brazilian market only Volkswagen! CHECKS ALL THE BOXES

Found the Avalanche fan.

The best salad has a nice dressing. 

I want to start a punk band called Sex Muskrat.

Anyone who Crack Pipes this has smoked something stronger than crack this morning, bath salts maybe. Running, clean, mildly interesting wagon with a few foibles for “fuck it” money? Hell yeah.

Hell of a lot more. This thing really has no purpose. It’s too big to really 4x4 with, the suspension and chassis will be put to shame by an actual Raptor at high speeds in the desert, way too fucking lifted to tow with effectively. It’s a $22,000 penis pump.

Nice list but you missed the granddaddy- Grand National

You shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome

“Whoa you threw one that wasn’t picked! Nice going Matty!”

The ONLY reason I don’t own an LS400 is that premium in Canada costs approximately the same amount as unicorn blood.

This thing is pretty well perfect, and most importantly for a 35 year old French car- rust free. Undercarraige shots sealed a NP vote. I wouldn’t buy it but for the right person it seems like a decent deal.

“Might” get banned for life? I guess they do things differently in France. Goodell would drop a lifetime ban if a player told a ref they “looked nice today”.

The videos are definitely getting mainstream (regular, even). I miss the halcyon days where you’d get SHITTING DICKNIPPLES and some weird camera work out of nowhere.

I like that interior :/

You’ve never driven one in a blizzard, have you.

More Reader Ben and less e-”sports” nonsense.

I agree with the bowling and the e-sports (God, especially the e-sports), but racing cars requires an immense amount of physical fitness, F1 drivers regularly lose 10lbs during a race due to the heat and withstanding g-forces.

Agreed, headlights would be the first thing to change. So unnecessary.