At least we’ll always have the NINE POINT NINE liter Suburban.

Holy smokes, I won’t even take my crappy 15 year old Jetta to a quick lube.

If only there was a donk.

Mine’s a Caprice wagon with a Cummins 12V and a stick! Just a total obnoxious janky shitrocket.

My ex-police Tahoe has an engine hour meter...that rolled over at 5000 hours. The gauge cluster was replaced but I can’t imagine the truck’s actual hours are much different than that. Being a Chevy small block it still runs like a champ though.

Ditto, but Sierra/Silverado. The great white north does indeed get a raw deal.

No. No you don’t.

I am SO relevant right now.

That would be Grand Cherokee...still a questionable statement though.

He should be on the list solely for extending Pagano and Grigson. Way to waste Luck’s best years, fuckmuppet.

Oh man, WINDSHIELD louvres?! How did the 80's not come up with that

All. All of the buttons.

They sure are, but rising in price faster than our housing market. Beat early nineties examples with 300,000km are going for upwards of five grand.

32 year old Volvo with exposed wiring, a previous owner swapping the engine for another shitty 80's VW diesel, the current owner monkeying around with an intercooler and boost control, rust issues and other mechanical work needed? Yeah this is worth about $800. Because it’s in Portland he’ll probably get near the…

How about a 1995 Escort wagon with a Coyote? Or Ecoboost?

The Avalanche would like a word..

Can’t haul rig equipment in a Prius.

First thing I noticed. Someone who cheaps out on tires (instead of white letter BFG Radial T/A for example), the only thing connecting you to the road, probably cheaps out on everything. Nice ride and nice price though, early 80's muscle is getting expensive.

Great choice, but having Onterrible plates means that thing likely has a case of the tin worm underneath.

You bite your tongue. Cool Wall was great, The News was great. Star in a Reasonably Priced Car could have definitely been done away with. But the specials were always the best episodes and most film-like, it sure seems like they’re going to be taking that direction for the entirety of the new series. Much excite.