How are you to know if they’re hot or not though? Loads of people remove OEM wheels and tires as soon as they buy a new car and unload them on CL.

Exactly. Clean, similar mileage 4x4s can be had for $3000 Canuck bucks up here.

Jokes aside, there are just as many scammers and shitheads up here in Beaverland as down there in Freedomland.

VWs are the worst.

Many do...the “BAGGED MAZDA B2200 CUSTOM SUBS AND PAINT” I saw on Craigslist earlier didn’t.

I think “And So Volkswagen’s SUV Blitzkrieg Begins” would have been a punchier title.

Are we not going to discuss meth legs coming down the stairs?

It’s Tennessee man, that course is probably a med school prerequisite.

That headlight getting ejected looks like a tooth flying out in a hockey fight.

Might as well just buy a new Traverse at that point.

Good. God. To DIY that’d be an entire weekend, just for a pan gasket..

$1500 pan gasket

“You merely adopted the mud. I was born in it, molded by it.”

If anything the Dartz should play MLB, who are typically bulkier run-stoppers than their OLB colleagues. Pretty spot on with the rest with the except the ZIL, modern tight ends are pretty fast with a lot of bulk, but typically not as agile as other skill positions...maybe a Challenger?

Do you not have uninsured/underinsured motorist protection in the US? Here in Canadia (at least in BC) you can pay about $2/month extra on your policy so if something like this happens you’re still covered. Probably the only good thing about the insurance monopoly that is ICBC.

Gotta say I love the white shift knob against the entirely dark/black interior.

The best is the guy with the long hair on the right- instead of overt negative emotion he just holds that thousand-yard stare as the Bruins score more and more goals.

They’re not interesting enough to be offensive but have a purpose just like any car. They’re a tool that’s tailored to frankly, the majority of buyers. Reliable, comfortable, inexpensive, inoffensive, good value, good resale. That’s what most people want, even if you and I don’t. That’s why they literally didn’t…

That’s because they don’t need to give a shit about the Corolla or Camry, because people who buy a Corolla or Camry generally don’t give a shit about driving. They want an inoffensive appliance that gets them from A to B reliably and comfortably, which is exactly what those cars do.

Comprehensive, well-written article, but..