Does this remind you of anything?

No kidding. Mine was reminiscent of a octopus trying to eat a rock. I was the rock. It wasn't a good scene.

She says nothing about being entitled. She said that's what she wants. That's not entitlement, that's knowing what you want. In this particular case, she's not fucking him. And he keeps coming back. So apparently he is getting enough out of it. Many women don't get off during their sexual encounters. Why no outrage…

What about oral sex being different for women is so hard for you to understand?

That person on the left has another body coming out of her.

Price of admission

Same here. If you know that's the price of admission, why is everyone complaining? Just don't date her if you want a blowjob. It's that easy.

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.

That might have been rhetorical but I'm going to tell you anyways...

I knew a guy in college who never went to this one class. Around the time the midterm is coming up, he goes to his section. At the end, he asks the TA when the midterm is again. She says, "Tu..." and he's thinking "Tuesday," but what actually comes out is "Two o'clock."

He and his friend have done no reading and gone…

Nah. You may not have deserved the extension, but you deserved the grade.

I am totally stealing this for everything.

My brother: "I can't afford to fly out to see Dad this summer, because we really need to buy new patio furniture."

"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction."

I was asked out by a guy in college who I didn't really like. Instead of being an adult and telling him "no thanks," I said yes, then cancelled the day of the date. My excuse: I fell asleep on a decorative pillow and my face was waffled from the pattern.

Real conversation from about 4 years ago, between me and my husband who was supposed to have quit smoking:

Upon regularly explaining to my ex why I don't want him to promise that he will call our son at a specific time or date (because he goes at least a week between any sort of contact with us and winds up letting down a little kid), he regularly replies:

I just get so bored. There isn't anything to do. I'm so lonely. I…

The video features many choice quotes in this little chitchat, such as this gem from Jim Bob: "Both of you'll like the physical relationship, but the guy, that'll be kinda the main focus..."

No.