I really need to find a safe place to hoon, because now that I have a RWD car with a 6-speed I have a persistent urge to learn how to drift. Unfortunately snow is hard to find in South Florida, so no help there.

I've never experienced this specifically, however more than a few times in the past I've been driving in heavy rain on nearly bald tires and had the urge to crank the wheel and correct it as fast as possible to see if I could count on my front wheels hydroplaning long enough for me not to actually turn at all.

During the Monte Carlo GP he is expected to drive a Citroen 2CV van into a ‘swimming peul’.

Or maybe she got distracted when her car started to bump and grind.

It would have been more polite of her to ask before tying everyone up.

Sometimes genius takes on a life of its own. :)

Burners don't know 'bout your pun skills, $kay.

Warning: incoming dick jokes/pun thread.

11/10 Would pay to take driving lessons from him.

You're probably still acclimating to driving on the proper side of the road/car. I've heard that can mess with basic arithmetic skills.

One of us is performing bad math. With the scores you've got listed I come out to 65, before adding two at the very end...

Twelve months until their available? I'm calling twenty months until I see one being piloted by some retiree around my hometown.

I... yes. Yes, it's a Rancor. Holy shit.

... .50 BMG varmint gun...

So where's the smart-ass with the gif of Bugs cutting Texas off the continent? Huh? Huh?

Not sure if serious...

I didn't even realize it until I read this, but this question is the reason why I clicked the link to come here.

Million dollar, fiberglass, bastardized Morgan anybody?

I DID THE SAME THING

I lost my shit at "SAFETY SPARKS". Bravo, good sir.