As I was telling my pool boy Jacques, my friend's sister's niece's manicurist made $1874 posting on the Jalopnik front page last week.

Right-o.

thats nothing, you should see what got stuck behind a dodge grill.

I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that this Theresa Moran Camara is worse than the Holocaust. 

Ironically, unlike a "normal" automagic transmission, us mere muggles can understand the concept of operation of a CVT.  Only a true wizard can decipher the autonomicon.

My first introduction to CVTs was in a small Hobart-style mixer we had in one of my stores.  The employees were complaining about it not coming on unless they put weight on the safety cover.   Obviousy just a safety switch, I removed the cover and adjusted the switch.  While I was testing the operation I left the top…