So much comedy gold in yesterday's QOTD, very nicely summarized here. Well done on sifting through so many damn replies.

Missed opportunity or built-in excuse for a follow-up project?

Consider yourself firmly in the minority, at least around here.

NEVER CHANGE.

I can't stop laughing...

And boom goes the dynamite.

SRT: HIGH FIVE, BRO!

Tesla: We are trying so hard you guys.

SRT: HIGH FIVE, BRO!

Ford: We'd probably be more profitable if we only made the F-150.

Mazda: Because Miata.

Morgan: Consider our voices silent and your currency received.

I think you accidentally all the punctuation.

Mercedes AMG: Because the doctor said using a clutch pedal was bad for your hip.

Maserati: Deliver spontaneous orgasms with your right foot!

Porsche: Stubborn devotion to an inherently flawed design yields positive results. Eventually.

Scion: For those who want to perpetually look like they're in high school.

Ferrari: You can buy one, you just can't talk about it.

*slow clap*

You make an excellent point.