Silent characters on my LCD screen do a terrible job of conveying whether or not that was an orgasmic "ughhhhh" or an exasperated "ughhhhh".

Music. I listen to film scores on my way to and from work.

Holy shit, penske! Quick, take my flame suit!

cest tomment.

*slowclap*

HI-OH

I have no sense of smell and I was either born this way or lost it too early to remember ever having it. I'm not one of these people you claim are, "not a happy lot". I get along just fine without it.

#COTD

This guy is the reason the roads I do dread.

I love everything about this conversation.

This is my heaving a huge sigh of relief. Thank you, lol.

Right in the A.

I work in IT. How afraid to fly would I become if I got a look at the network infrastructure for any given airport?

"Hey gurl, wanna see my giant, radioactive lizard?"

I need new pants.

God, I cannot wait to have enough money to be that crazy uncle.

I love that awful movie so bad.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, that's it. I'm finding a way to create an RSS feed out of just your comments so I never miss one delicious morsel of anti-troll trolling.