It's easy to forget that the R8 isn't brand new anymore.

Congrats on getting and staying sober. :)

Ash does it again! Very nice, sir.

Isn't terminal velocity determined by the relationship of mass vs. surface area? Shouldn't making himself heavier without increasing his cross-section raise his terminal velocity?

The extra weight from whatever suit he was wearing probably raised that a bit.

You're asking the guy who was confused by 2013's refresh?

"Moz-duh".

Fair enough. I'm not sure why but I was under the impression that Audi was pimping this as the "next" R8 rather than just next year's model.

I just meant that they redesigned a car and the product looks so much like the previous version that you can barely tell the difference.

They're obviously students of the 911 theory of vehicle design.

Did he pronounce it "mahz-dah?"

I'm assuming you replied before I edited my post.

I still think of Jaguars as shoddy pieces of shit that are bound to cost you at least as much as the sticker price in repairs over the course of five years. I don't even know if that isn't true anymore, but it doesn't matter. I've heard one too many old-timer complain about the oil pan on his Jaaaaaag.

$kay, you better stock up on this particular brand of COTD reward while you can...

Time for a Deadspin-style +1...

This feature is a big part of the reason I look forward to True Blood every week. You're awesome, Meredith.

Well that's just cheating. Oh well.

I was just thinking the same thing.