Forget the scratches, the universe is going to be pissed when they see the ring stains we've left.

Your third point is my big issue with the God Particle title. "The God Particle" makes it sound like we've now got it all figured out and everyone can go home. Couldn't be farther from the truth; we're still just scratching the surface.

What a cool way to visualize all of the basic design elements. Me likey.

That's great news.

I think we all are. Next hurdle: THE RETURN OF THE ALMIGHTY HASHTAG!

Even the staff can't stop using hashtags! #longlivehashtags

Nope, they have at least seven or eight thousand miles on them. Probably a lot more, actually.

Plus. One.

*checks the 'tubes for tickets to WI*

I HAVE HEREBY RENAMED THIS EDITION OF SHAKEDOWN "RAPHAEL ORLOVE AND THE SHORT-YET-EMBARRASSINGLY MANLY MUTTON CHOPS OF DOOM".

I kind of want that guy's comment to become the top featured comment just to prove a point to Denton. Things like that are supposed to be buried by the new system, but if we all went over and replied to him it would rise right to the top.

This is exactly what I came here to read. Thank you, $kay.

Just like everything else the fire and guilt are bigger in the Lone Star state.

I'd feel pretty fucking guilty if I was one of those lucky few. Not to say they did anything special to spare themselves, but if it were me I'd be on an emotional roller coaster of elated/despondent until my neighborhood got rebuilt.

YOU GOT ME HA HA

So then what's the first step? Do you have to have special licenses/certifications to get hired? Are there unions you have to join? Is it possible to just cold call production companies and tell them you're new but want experience and work for cheap?

What kind of black magic must one perform to end up a professional stunt car driver? How can I make this happen for myself?

What kind of black magic do you have to practice to be lucky enough to be a professional stunt car driver?

Next time we have an electrical issue at work you're getting a PM.